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Sunday, 8 November 2009

Intolerance Strasse.

Click, Click, Tap, Tap, Blah, Blah, Blah. The sound of someone incessantly using their mobile phone next to me on a bus/Train etc. No, No, Ouch, Ouch, Argh, Argh, Argh. The sound of that person having the mobile phone inserted up their arse…………………Sideways.

1 comment:

  1. I devised a way of dealing with this one years ago Nuzz.

    I start coughing and spluttering, then move on to loud sneezing/retching (Without covering my mouth) accompanied by the exclamation ‘Arrgh, bloody flu‘. They usually move within an absolute maximum of three minutes, presumably due to fear of Swine Flu, and the fact that their concentration is being fucked with. Thus leaving me free to enjoy the remaining thirty min train ride to the ’burbs in peace. Obviously it takes some method acting skills, but the end result is always worth it, and like I say, it don’t take too long to have the desired result.

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What you have to say is always read, I may not always respond, as I've often said all I wanna say so I leave the rest up to you good folk to have your say, cos it aint just about me! Thanks to all of you who've taken time out to post replies/responses/information/links etc. KEEP ON KEEPING ON AND STAY FREE!