I don’t need no Government Smog Warning to tell me what I’ve seen with my own eyes during these unseasonal high temperatures, there’s a hazy, smokey blanket in the atmosphere, same as most years when it gets hot. With any luck 'the smog' will descend on London on the 29th and obscure the smug and their poxy Royal Wedding, or hopefully we’ll get some more seasonal April showers to piss on their parade!