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I don’t wanna hear no jokes about that geezer who’s on the run in Northumberland, England after he shot a couple of people and killed one, they’re not Raoulmoatly funny! Something else that aint funny is that it would never have happened if the police had listened to people, who said that when Raoul Moat was released from prison he would harm his ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend. They didn’t and he did, then for good measure he shot a copper. The Police fucked up and their response is over the top; I mean airforce jets, armoured cars and fuck knows how many different types of guns on the streets of small villages and in the countryside of North East England. How much is all this costing a service that’s supposed to be making cut backs? I don’t suppose they might be over compensating for their mistakes, or because he had declared war on the police and shot one of them? Now to justify their actions they issued a statement saying that the general public may also be targets. In true post-modern fashion the whole story has turned into a sensationalised hide and seek media drama with Moat acting out the starring Raol in a comedy of errors were both he and the criminal underworld are laughing at the police.