Click, Click, Tap, Tap, Blah, Blah, Blah. The sound of someone incessantly using their mobile phone next to me on a bus/Train etc. No, No, Ouch, Ouch, Argh, Argh, Argh. The sound of that person having the mobile phone inserted up their arse…………………Sideways.
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I devised a way of dealing with this one years ago Nuzz.
I start coughing and spluttering, then move on to loud sneezing/retching (Without covering my mouth) accompanied by the exclamation ‘Arrgh, bloody flu‘. They usually move within an absolute maximum of three minutes, presumably due to fear of Swine Flu, and the fact that their concentration is being fucked with. Thus leaving me free to enjoy the remaining thirty min train ride to the ’burbs in peace. Obviously it takes some method acting skills, but the end result is always worth it, and like I say, it don’t take too long to have the desired result.
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