Right then, I'm off to the Doctors tommorrow with my internet addiction, get myself signed off from work on the sick, then I'll have more time to spend on the web. Result! and just to show I can handle my 'addiction' I'm gonna turn off the computer right no.......................
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If Alan Johnson gets his way Nuzz that’ll be a ’Well Note’ you’ll be requiring from your GP. Setting out what tasks you can do, as opposed to signing you off completely, you lazy skiver. ;-)
Also, if homosexuality is an illness, can I call into work queer?
If Labour get their way anon in a few years time there'll be no more sick days their Embryo Bill will be able to create super humans immune to anything, even skiving. Who said homosexuality was an illness jon?
'twasn't me. That would be the right wingers here in the Greatest Country On Earth (TM). They go back and forth between claiming that homosexuality is a "life style choice" and a "mental illness". Either way it is not a state of being and persons who have chosen it or are afflicted by it have no rights as regards it. Like I say, if all that's true, I should at least have the right to call in gay to work: "Hi, it's me, Jon, I can't make it in today. I've come down with a touch of homosexuality. I need to have a doctor look at these shoes I'm wearing. Yeah, they look pretty gay."
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